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Dazzlers Ashes Team 07
Team
Find out everything you need to know about the
past and present Dazzlers....
Favourite Quote:
"Piss off you're out"
Best On-field Weapon:
Big BAD Brad , you ask, he delivers with the
bat or ball
The Dazzler I most Admire:
All of them because they play from the heart
i dont have to ask twice!!!!!
Name:
Craig Cornish
Nickname: Passion
Bat: top order batsman
Favourite Position: Back Net , (Scary when Ryan and
Butter are bowling)
Born: 8/11/74 Mitchem Vic
About:
The passion has lead the dazzlers with outstanding form.
The Most Grand Final Wins as Captain is a highlight
in an outstanding dazzlers career. The highest run scorer,
highest wicket taker , most consistent all-rounder...the
list goes on. Craig\'d5s list of accolades is matched
only by his passion for the dollar dazzlers.
Dazzler Moment:
The team was in trouble I through the ball to Mc Naught
and said wee need wickets now! he picked up 3 not bad
considering he isn't the sharpest in the team.
Favourite Quote:
"awards become corroded, friends gather
no dust" - Jesse Owens.
Best On-field Weapon:
Bowling follow through
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Mark Mcnaught, He may not be the best Cricketer
but he has great commitment and passion for
the team and his mates.
Name:
Brad Steven Warren
Nickname: Bad
Bat: Middle Order
Favourite Position: Covers
Born: 16/09/76 Mackay
About:
'Bad’ Brad is the mister reliable of the Dazzlers.
A long term player with the longest follow through in
cricketing history. Brad can always be relied upon for
runs or wickets when the chips are down. Brad holds
several records for the Club including the highest runs
scored and a Grand Final Best and Fairest Award, however
most notably he holds the record for most cans drunk
in a single session (42). This guy can put opponents
away in many ways…………………………..
Dazzler Moment:
My batting performance with JP against coke guys.
Favourite Quote:
"The Rage is inside me and it is my friend"
- Ryan Martin.
Best On-field Weapon:
A menacing bald head?
The Dazzler I most Admire:
It is going to have to be the Skip (Cornish).
Not only does he absolutely love all aspects
of the game and our team, but he really can
play!
Name:
Mark McNaught
Nickname: Macca DDVC (dollar dazzlers vice captain)
Bat: top order batsman
Favourite Position: up close
Born: 13/11/68 Toowoomba
About:
Marks accolades include being named as the Best Fielder
and Clubman of All Time. He has also achieved a Grand
Final best and fairest award. His crowning achievement
was his inclusion in the Dazzlers Team of the Decade.
Dazzler Moment:
Partnership of 34 with Rocket against POKED in a major
Semi the week after they took us apart for -19.
11 catch performance in the major semi
against POKED the following Season.
Pulling of the biggest hit in Dazzler
history (name of victim unknown??).
Favourite Quote:
"the rage is relentless"
- Rage Against The Machine
Best On-field Weapon:
Undoubtedly the TOMAHAWK!
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Cornish a player with passion! A player above
the big hits, above the unruly and sometimes
uncontrollable antics that is the dazzlers.
Name:
Ryan Martin
Nickname: Rhino, Marto
Bat: bottom
Favourite Position: up close
Born: 15/03/76 Cairns
About:
Ryan's highlight a grand final win as a captain of the
dazzlers. With his signature move the 'tomahawk' its
not hard to believe why rhino was elevated to the bench
in the Team of the Decade. Quick and powerful up front
fielding and not afraid of the big hits!
Dazzler Moment:
Leading the dazzlers to a Grand Final Win as captain.
Presenting Mark with his memorial strip
in Townsville for his FNQLD Farewell.
Favourite Quote:
"F%@k my legs sore"
Best On-field Weapon:
Panasonic NVGS400 Camcorder
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Rhino, because I think my Big Bro is the best
Captain the Dazzlers have ever had!!!!
Name:
Jason Martin
Nickname: Marto
Bat: F%@k Batting
Favourite Position: Behind the Camera
Born: 18/11/77 Cairns
About:
Marto has come on board as our A.V. specialist and after
a disastrous 2008 event where Marto saw more of the
Townsville Base Hospital than Charters Towers, 2009
shapes as a good opportunity for ‘Angry Jase’
to fire up and show us what he is all about.
Dazzler Moment:
Junked up on?Morphine?when the Dazzlers visited me in
hospital 08
Favourite Quote:
"Rhino is the Man" - Jason Miller
Best On-field Weapon:
My throwing arm.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
I admire all the boys within the Dazzler organization
and it would not be fair to single out one
individual because we are a team in everything
that we do!
Name: Jason
Miller
Nickname: Miller
Bat: middle order batsamn
Favourite Position: Front Half, offside middle
Born: 21/10/81 Brighton Vic
About:
Miller is one of the original dazzlers with some outstanding
stats and a passion for the dazzlers that is second
to none. Jason will add a much needed punch to the dazzlers
fielding performance at the ashes with his lightning
quick and accurate arm. We are also eager to see what
Miller gets up to off the field, He is know for some
dazzlers antics!
Dazzler Moment:
The Dazzler moment that sticks in my head is seeing
Butters riding his cricket bat like a horse (and whipping
it) down the pitch after hitting a 6.
Favourite Quote:
"I think I am injured, Again!"
- Rod Thompson
Best On-field Weapon:
Bowling people behind the legs (Sucker Ball)
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Cornish-Has the same passion whether it is
the first or last game of the season.
Name:
Rod Thompson
Nickname: Rocket
Bat: top order
Favourite Position: Left back of field
Born: 31/01/68 Brisbane
About:
Rocket has produce many memorable moment on and OFF
the pitch for the dazzlers. His Sucker Ball is talked
about in may cricketing circles and academies worldwide.
His amazing talent in the field has given Rocket Rod
the title of Best One Handed Catch on the all time dazzler
stats!
Dazzler Moment:
Winning one of the Grand Finals and drinking shit loads
of piss after winning.
Beating the Cowboys team full of arrogant
pricks.
Favourite Quote:
"never look back at the stumps when you
get bowled" - Adam Phillips
Best On-field Weapon:
Just give me a bat or ball
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Scotty Dillon. Just a great person who loves
and who has passion for the game, he just
seems to have the same attitude win, lose
or draw
Name:
Adam Phillips
Nickname: Gumby
Bat: opener
Favourite Position: Wicketkeeper or near an esky
Born: 02/07/85 Townsville
About:
Gumby is a new addition to the dazzlers line up for
the 2007 Ashes Tour. Gumby brings with him a wealth
of experience having completed in the past 3 Ashes Series.
Some very impressive stats include a personal run rate
of 24.65 whilst taking over 129 Wickets. (over 2 per
game)
Dazzler Moment:
hitting my first two balls for the dazzlers for sixes...
Favourite Quote:
sweet as
Best On-field Weapon:
Appealing Ability
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Macca because he is a fucking machine
Name:
Scott Wayne Dillon
Nickname: Scotty
Bat: 10 (love Skip)
Favourite Position: Anywhere next to butters
Born: 22/11/1983 Hobart
About:
Does anything more need to be said than:
I loved it
She loved it
We both F#%@ing loved it
Dazzler Moment:
Whole ashes tour "07"
Favourite Quote:
"Gamesmanship, banter, trash talk, sledging...
whatever you call it, has been part of cricket
for a long time. We will play hard to win
and anybody who plays us will be tested both
physically and mentally. If they aren't up
to it, we'll win easily" - Shane Warne
Best On-field Weapon:
Behind the back shot when the ball is going
down leg side. Not always the safest shot,
but is impressive when pulled off.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Mark Mcnaught. He is the heart and soul of
the Dazzlers and is what makes the team tick.
Name:
Adam Charles Blackburn
Nickname: Blackers, Blacky, Instrument of Evil
Bat: Middle Order Batsman
Favourite Position: Up close anywhere near the Batsman
Born: 30/08/83 Townsville
About:
Adam Blackburn will be reenergized leading into the
Ashes Series with some new found form with the bat.
The entire dazzler team is excited as Blackers will
be adding invaluable enthusiasm on and OFF the field.
Adam is currently devoting his time in negotiations
to secure the teams Spectacularly classy casual shirts
Dazzler Moment:
When chook was positioned to take a sitting catch and
Butters a runaway freight train cleaned him up. Both
players got up straight away and showed the Dazzler
Toughness.
Favourite Quote:
"Howzat"
Best On-field Weapon:
Rocket Rod is dealy accurate.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Ryan for commitment, I've seen him take one
on the chin while fielding up close... and
the ball came off his chin better than I've
seen off any cricket bat.
Name: Lachlan
Mason
Nickname: Lachy
Bat: middle order batsman
Favourite Position: point / reciever
Born: 15/09/83 Townsville
About:
Lachy joined the Dazzzlers as a fill in and eventually
became a regular player. He manages to keep his spot
in the top 8 with consistant form.
Dazzler Moment:
Butter anytime on or off the field. Always good for
a laugh.
Best On-field Weapon:
The ability to consume heaps of beer
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Without any doubt rhino for his sensational
skills in writing my player profile!!!!!
Name: Shane
Rassy Rassmussen
Nickname: Rassy
Bat: middle order batsman
Favourite Position: 12th man
Born: 27/09/83 Townsville
About:
Rassy brings to the side a passion for drinking and
an ability to party like no other. The dazzlers will
benefit from his on field drinking talents and medium
pace bowling. We are looking forward to Rassy extending
his record with the dazzlers during the 2007 Ashes Tour
Dazzler Moment:
The highlight for me was top cheer on rhino form the
sideline in his maiden indoor title as captain. Well
done your a champion rhino.
Favourite Quote:
"What it is, is..."
"CCC"
"Mother and Daughter trio"
Best On-field Weapon:
The Bull ride down the pitch.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Mick Cali for his hate against the Dazzlers
in the early days.
Lachy for his all round ability, and Cornish
for believing his a decent captain...
Name: Anthony
Buttigieg
Nickname: Big Dog, Butter, Butts, Uncle Wee Wee
Bat: rock bottom
Favourite Position: away from the ball
Born: 09/11/79 Townsville
About:
Always aspired to be a decent cricketer.
Dazzler Moment:
At New market, nearly getting into a fight and weak
dog Dominic walking away and not backing me up....Then
having having the real men step up. And winning as captain.
Favourite Quote:
Hey Ladies! Have you met the Dazzlers yet??
Best On-field Weapon:
Avoiding Butters when there is a catch to
be taken in the outfield.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
After his 2008 exploits, definitely Miller.
Did not stop all weekend, played hard, drank
hard and partied hard!
Name: Jeff Shaw
Nickname: Chook, Chooky
Bat: top order batsman
Favourite Position: Close to the wicket for run outs
and extreme sledging.
Born: 19/07/84 Townsville
About:
Chooky is a new addition to the dazzlers line up for
the 2007 Ashes Tour. Chooky has been known to take our
may a fine batsman with his trade mark Sandshoe Crusher.
His extreme pace bowling is matched only by his extreme
on-field sledging. With this accolade he will be a fine
inclusion into the Dazzler Side.
Dazzler Moment:
Watching Miller rip up the dancefloor with the locals,
and showing his skills on the pole. Anything Gumby does
with a couple of cans under his belt.
Favourite Quote:
“Hey Gumby why don’t you go back
to your cum guzzling mates over at Brothers?”
Best On-field Weapon:
My mind
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Miller, because I love his tight little arse!!!
Name: Luke Waters
Nickname: Waters, Dooky
Bat: top order batsman
Favourite Position: Close to the wicket for run outs
and receiver.....or anywhere really. Considered as a
professional fieldsman.
Born: 06/05/81 Townsville
About:
Luke is a mad cricket fanatic. He loves both indoor
and outdoor cricket and has represented Townsville,
North Queensland and Queensland for indoor cricket.
Dazzler Moment:
Seeing Rhino hanging out of the Mankini
Favourite Quote:
“Why” – Erik Mc Naught
Best On-field Weapon:
Not my batting...
The Dazzler I most Admire:
I better say the old man or he will kill me!
Name: Erik
Mc Naught
Nickname: Eazy E
Bat: Middle Order
Favourite Position: Long on
Born: 18/02/91 Brisbane
About:
Erik is the first second generation Dazzler and currently
the youngest person on the squad. His laid back approach
to the game and the Team in general sets him apart from
the rest of the nuts around him. Big things are expected
of this guy and could he be the one to take the Team
forward in years to come????
Dazzler Moment:
Taking that catch running backwards in the outfield
against “Gone XXXX Troppo”
Favourite Quote:
R.C
Best On-field Weapon:
Can
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Ryan Martin - Bowling out a 7yr old in a mankini
Name: Shannon
Raymond Dowling
Nickname: Tank
Bat: Next to Esky
Favourite Position: Next to Esky
Born: 18/12/1980 Mackay
About:
Shannon is a second year Dazzler who is a wolf in sheep’s
clothing!! Always on the look out to start some mischief
and is very adept at bringing out the Gremlins in the
side. Shannon is taking over the Camp Site DJing in
2009 so we are looking forward not hearing the same
3 songs 1000 times this year.
Dazzler Moment:
Night before ashes "08", Mcnaught swimming
in Regional managers pool.
Favourite Quote:
"Where's my f#$%ing Dazzler's shirt?"
- Cameron Sleaford
Best On-field Weapon:
The ability to call for a trademark Cornish
slower ball resulting in a stumping.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Franics
Name:
Cameron Sleaford
Nickname: Cams
Bat: top order
Favourite Position: wicket keeper
Born: 30/08/78 Townsville
About:
There is no question that Cams is one of the dazzlers
most recognized players. Not only dose Cam have an impressive
record as keeper, he also adds depth to the batting
line up with a solid average of almost 28 runs / match.
Cams is slated as one of the Best Openers in dazzlers
history, this has seen his recent inclusion into the
Dazzlers Team of the Decade!
Dazzler Moment:
Getting smashed in the face from the fastest ball Butters
will ever bowl. Returning later to bowl my 2 overs in
a close match.
Favourite Quote:
Cricket is 10% brains, 95% brawn, and the
rest is good luck (Matt Sleaford)
Best On-field Weapon:
Bouncer
The Dazzler I most Admire:
The dazzler I admire the most is Francis and
I should also mention my OLDER brother Cams
(for putting up with the shit I have given
him over the years even though it has made
him the man he is today)
Name: Matt
Sleaford
Nickname: Matty, Big Prick, Sleaford, Brother Matt,
Lawrie.
Bat: Opener or No.11
Favourite Position: Keeper or Covers
Born: 10/01/77 Townsville
About:
Matt completed a very successful transition from the
‘Sleaford’s 11’ to the Dazzlers in
2009. In line with expectations he formed a very strong
partnership with his OLDER brother Cameron and his partnerships
with Francis Dazzler not only strengthened the overall
Dazzler Brand, but enhanced Francis’s reputation
as a party animal. Looking forward to something big
from the Dazzlers new dynamic duo in 2010……
Dazzler Moment:
Favourite moment is a tie between Waters getting crunched
in the nuts and the entire 3 & 0 show in 2009.
Favourite Quote:
"jeepers", "Perminator"
and "mark n norkel"
Best On-field Weapon:
...
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Love em all
Name: Tony
Bell
Nickname: tone, Numero Uno, Perminator, 'Mark n Norkel'
Bat: rock bottom
Favourite Position: Waterboy, 14th man
Born:
About:
Illigeal immigrant from Argentina or New Zealand. Loves
playing cricket as much as watching it on TV whilst
having a few beers.
Dazzler Moment:
Running a muck in 07.
Favourite Quote:
F**K ME
Best On-field Weapon:
Arm
The Dazzler I most Admire:
CRAIG AND MARK LUNATICS
Name:
Brett Spackman
Nickname: Spacky
Bat: Top order
Favourite Position: covers
Born: 21/4/76 Townsville
About:
Brett is the first of many top flight cricketers that
we are working towards bringing into the Club. Brett
is an extremely talented batsman who really adds some
weight to our top order. Brett’s addition to the
team will see us really lift our overall Scores and
run rate and push us towards top honours in 2009.
Dazzler Moment:
LISTENING TO CORNISH AFTER 08 TRIP
Favourite Quote:
brrrrrrrrrrrr
Best On-field Weapon:
The Dazzlers.
The Dazzler I most Admire:
Dazzler I most admire - Whilst I love all
the Dazzlers for their heart, passion and
attitude, Matt and I just seemed to hit it
off. He really looked after me and made sure
I was safe and introduced me to heaps of new
people.
Name:
Francis Theodore Bear
Nickname: Francis or Frank the Tank
Bat: Wherever the Skip wants him
Favourite Position: Down the front of Matt's Shirt (the
view is good from that height) or down the front of
a ladies shirt (Don't want to get cold)
Born: 26/01/2007 Townsville
About:
Francis is one of, if not the Dazzlers number one fan.
He loves watching and supporting the Dazzlers on the
field or playing the field!
Dazzler Moment:
2009 Ashes Tour now known as the the 3 & 0 Show.
All the boys put in and played hard which was reflected
both on and off the field.